Another Update

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This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story." Get ready, skanks! It's time for the truth train!

More text which appears after the jump break. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!